23.8.11

Scene:
A hysterical transvestite is examining her bleeding left breast in a large mirror with golden trim. Her giant, black, drag queen friend rushes to console her moments after professing her love to a sexy, half-naked, Italian pizza boy from the restaurant downstairs. A second drag queen sporting a frizzy blonde wig is sobbing profusely and buries her face in the shoulder of a third, slightly plumper, rainbow-clad drag queen. Through her sorrow and tears the second drag queen manages to spit out a short phrase explaining herself:
"Oh Rusty! I shot my best friend in the tit with my cufflink. I didn't mean it."

...have you seen "Flawless"? It's on Netflix. Watch it.

-Austin Fagan

20.8.11